Thoughts on 5 Films

1. Reminiscence - This movie had a lot of good things going for it: (1) It's written & directed by Lisa Joy. She co-created Westworld, which isn't the most consistent show, but it certainly has its moments of sheer brilliance. (2) When people discuss "the greats" among actors, I think Hugh Jackman is often overlooked. He's one of the most versatile actors, which I think proves far more talent than most actors who "stay in their lane". He can do musicals, rom-coms, iconic superhero roles, and dark adult dramas all with a natural ease. I always look forward to anything he does because even if I don't end up liking it, I know that there will be a solid performance, at the very least. (3) It looks beautiful - the futuristic neo-noir vibe is usually something that sucks me right in. So, needless to say, I was ready for this. And, it's not bad, necessarily, but for me, it's something worse than bad - it's forgettable. Strikingly average. It's very boring, repetitive, and about 40 minutes too long. It does look pretty, but that only gets you so far. And speaking of pretty, I usually like Rebecca Ferguson but this reminded me of the one time I didn't - in another Hugh Jackman movie, The Greatest Showman, because she was really miscast. Why is she given singing roles? Is she a singer? Because...she can't sing. Her voice is incredibly bland and average and...soulless. In this she's supposed to have this mysterious, sexy night club singer vibe (complete with a Jessica Rabbit red dress), and it just doesn't work for me at all. Plus, the whole "all endings are sad especially if the story is happy" theme is so overdone - we get it, it doesn't need to be repeated a dozen times. The story was definitely dumbed down for a wider audience, which is always disappointing. 

2. Annette - Well, I didn't love this movie, but I certainly took a lot of notes while watching it (I always write little notes while watching things because I forget stuff so easily). I am a huge fan of Holy Motors, even thought I didn't fully understand it - it's oddly beautiful, and as previously mentioned, for someone with memory problems - it's unforgettable. I was expecting to be perplexed by Annette, but it's actually far more cohesive than Holy Motors. There are still moments of having that "what the fuck am I watching" feeling, for instance - any scene that features Baby Annette, but overall I don't think it's something that will stick with me. The weirdness of it all doesn't feel as organic as it does in Holy Motors. I've said it many times, but I'm not the biggest fan of Adam Driver, but when he's good, he's really good (Star Wars and The Dead Don't Die are movies that I liked him in...everything else can get thrown in the garbage. I said what I said.). And, this may be a little bit of of side rant, but also not, because this film has a main theme of celebrity culture, paparazzi, and actors as performance artists, but Driver, in real life, comes off as such an asshole to me. I *know* that he struggles with social anxiety, and as someone who also struggles with it, I have to call bullshit on that as an excuse to be rude. He gets paid (a significantly large amount of money) to represent a film. Some argue that actors are just paid to act and they don't have to cater to fans, but I completely disagree. They sign contracts that involve promoting their projects - and there is a certain level of fame that comes with projects that is easy to avoid if you can't handle it (but signing on to do Star Wars and then trying to opt out of the fame part is idiotic). Also, I don't think actors have to cater to fans in their private life - like if they are out at a bar with their friends at a non-industry event they should be left the fuck alone. Anyway, that's my rant on the subject (in summary: social anxieties are not an excuse to be rude during press tours). I absolutely think that he took this role as some sort of commentary on his relationship with fame and the media, but it's incredibly eye-rolling. As is his stand-up "comedic" acts in this movie - I'm not sure what these performances are supposed to be? Funny? Insightful? Disarming? It's none of these. It reminds me of that Bo Burnham special that everyone raves about that I really, really, really don't want to watch (please don't make me). There are things that I like about the movie, for sure, like the opening musical number, the 360 tracking shot of the conducting scene is stunning, and Marion Cotillard is always spectacular. But it just gets exhausting to watch - the symbolism is so in-your-face (the half-bitten apple, the waltz during the storm, the creepy fucking puppet child...we get it!). I was not really expecting it to take such a dark turn - eerily inspired by Natalie Wood's death (and how odd that I'm currently reading a biography on her!). Oh and the only other thing that is worth mentioning, but also a very minor irk that I have with this movie, is that she's a world-famous Hollywood...opera singer? So famous that paparazzi follow her everywhere. Uh...ok? I dare you to name one famous opera singer who has been featured on TMZ. 

3. Cruella - So, this is actually kind of good! I was (and still am) skeptical of how they can create a story that basically asks the audience to sympathize with a dog killer, but they do a good job of avoiding the issue altogether really (the whole "Dalmatians killed my mother" plot that was heavily criticized by film twitter, isn't actually a plot - she actually blames herself for her mother's death). Instead, it's an origin story of how Cruella became the voice of a fashion empire. I think it works so well because we do see her be a little bit of a trouble-maker right from childhood. And I also like that she's not turned evil because of a man (like in Maleficent and Oz the Great and Powerful). Obviously, I enjoyed the fashion bits - especially that it's an unexpected ode to the early punk fashion that emerged in London in the mid 70s. The costume design is just glorious - from the metal tie to the garbage dress. I am thoroughly stunned by the creativity and showmanship of some of the designs. Other things I liked about this: Paul Walter Hauser's comedic timing, watching the two Emmas out act each other in every scene, the use of one of my all-time favorite songs "Hush", and, of course, the cutest dog ever that I would give my life for - Winky. I have some criticisms (Stone's accent, the obvious plot twists, the length), but overall, it held my attention, made me smile, and has quite a few gasp worthy moments. I look forward to the sequel.

4. CODA - As I've previously said in some posts, learning ASL is one of my goals this year - and, unfortunately, it's not going great. I haven't quite figured out a technique that solves my memory problems (I'll remember how to sign words and phrases for a few weeks but then my mind goes completely blank). I tried really hard to follow the signing used here, but it was way too hard. I heard mixed things about this movie, and that it's specifically criticized for its depiction of deaf people as a "burden", but I do think that being the only hearing person in a family would be...a burden, especially for a teenage girl who is trying to find herself and her own passions independent of her family. And I trust that if Marlee Matlin is involved, someone who has been changing the industry from the inside for the past 30 years, then it's a relevant story for the deaf community and it's done with respect (but everyone is offended by something nowadays, which is fine, but that doesn't mean that your experience is everyone's experience). Overall, I like this movie - it's cute, well-acted, and tells an interesting story. It's also very average for this type of story (just as I saw criticism, I also saw some claiming this their favorite of the year, which is crazy to me. But people also rate an enormous amount of films 4-5 stars, which is also absurd. Most films are 3 stars. I don't think there's been a 5 star film since 2011). There are a few really funny moments - like how the father listens to rap music really loudly (which is also a coincidence because just the day before I watched this, I was showing someone that hilarious video of the interpreter during a live performance of "WAP", and they questioned why there are interpreters at concerts so I explained that deaf people can feel the beat so this way they can also know what the lyrics are and THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME and said that it's just a way for musicians to seem "woke". *stares blankly into the void*). I also think it's funny that the father hates Boston ("that city is full of assholes". True story.). And even though it is completely expected, the ending is full of emotions - the scene leading up to it with the parents watching her sing in the choir is so well done. It got me. 

5. Jungleland - I had never heard of this movie, but it stars two favorite men of mine - Charlie Hunnam and Jack O'Connell, AS BROTHERS (not quite as good as the Hunnam and Garrett Hedlund as brothers casting, but still somehow also perfect). I've gushed about Charlie Hunnam before (super hot), but I rarely get to talk about O'Connell because he's not in enough!! He needs to be in everything! Far better actor than 90% of actors his age (also, he's super hot). I didn't really think much could really be added to the genre of "boxing" films, but I appreciate that this focuses more on the relationship between these two brothers and that they are just trying to make ends meet. They get caught up with a crime family and are tasked to transport a kidnapped young woman, and you can kind of guess the rest of the story from there. It's a quiet little character driven film that has potential, but it just never quite gets there. It also becomes a little unbelievable and ridiculous (if you knew that your daughter was hanging out with "a bad crowd" and she just showed up at your door with two strange men with her, would you let them in...and...then make dinner for them?? Just absolutely stupid). Proper solid ending, though. 

Thoughts on 5 New TV Shows

1. Nine Perfect Strangers - I've only watched 3 episodes so far, but it is soooooo sloooooowww. I bought the book earlier this year, but I haven't read it yet. I did like Liane Moriarty's What Alice Forgot (it wasn't great, but it was a solid summer read), but I'm not the biggest fan of the series Big Little Lies (it's ok, but severely over-praised in my opinion). This seems like the same type of story (privileged middle-aged wealthy white people doing privileged middle-aged wealthy white people stuff). The first episode serves as a character introduction of our "nine perfect strangers", and while the cast is incredible, the actual characters are really boring, predictable, cliched as fuck. I have a huge, gigantic, massively insane crush on Samara Weaving - and she does a good job in the role, but it's basically your typical spoiled shallow influencer and I have no interest in learning anything else about her (although I'm sure there is something "deeper" to her story. *rolls eyes*). There is also Luke Evans, Bobby Cannavale, and Michael Shannon as "asshole", "nice guy but also an asshole" and "nice guy", respectively. And then to top it all off, there is Nicole Kidman with a very jarring Russian accent being super "mysterious" as this new age cult leader/personality. I don't feel like the role fits her at all (she's just always cold to me, which isn't necessarily a bad thing when that's what the role calls for). I'll keep watching, hoping that it gets more interesting, but I'm kind of dreading reading the book now. 

2. American Horror Stories - Wow. I was not expecting this to be this bad. I'm a fan of American Horror Story, as a whole. Although some seasons are clearly better than others - Coven and Asylum are miles better than the rest of the series. But all of them have interesting ideas and solid performances. This, however, is wildly uneven with horrible performances, and really, really cliched horror "stories". I think the idea of a spin-off is actually interesting, but I definitely feel like this is aimed at a younger audience (which is also how I felt about the Fear Street movies). I think the most glaring problem is the acting. I truly appreciate that this is taking the idea of "the next generation" quite literally by casting Paris Jackson, Kaia Gerber, Billie Lourd and Noah Cyrus - but none of them can actually act (Paris has great screen presence, though, and Kaia has the most potential). Also, I'm devastated that the worst offender, the actress playing Scarlett, is the same girl from The Vast of Night because I adored her in that. The character is just a really overdone teenage rebel cliche, that is more laughable than it is disturbing. Every episode gets worse, and the first episode is downright terrible...so....I don't have much else to say. 

3. Cooking with Paris - Fun fact about me: I actually love Paris Hilton. I love Nicole Richie way more, and she is usually the one that instigated the hijinks during their The Simple Life times, but Hilton is hilarious in her own right. I don't, however, like any of the Kardashians - I don't even know which one is which, except for Kim, who unfortunately appears in the first episode of this. This show would be so much better if it was "cooking with Paris and Nicole", but also I'm pretty sure Nicole would set the house on fire, so it's probably not a good idea. Another fun fact about me: I'm a really, really good cook. I absolutely hate doing it, but sometimes I amaze myself at the results. I don't usually like watching cooking shows for the same reason I don't like cooking - it usually grosses me out. Like when I touch raw chicken I have to shut down my brain or else I feel nauseous. But the good thing about this cooking show is that it's obviously not really about the cooking - it's about how ridiculous (and funny) Paris is. We, surprisingly, have a lot in common - our love of cereal and McDonalds french fries, our hate at how many milk options there are (it's seriously an entire aisle at my grocery store - why are there that many different milks???), not knowing what common kitchen appliances are (I am constantly googling for pictures), and somehow the ability to make delicious meals. It's like we are twins. 

4. Dr. Death - I wasn't really planning on watching this show - I didn't even realize that I have Peacock as a streaming service (I literally have so many streaming services and I can't even keep track if I'm paying extra or not? Why do I have this but not Paramount+? I never signed up for it?). But the thought of Pacey in doctor scrubs just reeled me in and then Christian Slater really cinched it. I'm 2 episodes in, and so far it's kinda boring. And mostly predictable. It reminds me a little of the "Dirty John" story - how he is not really who he says he is (maybe?). I think there is definitely an interesting story here, but I don't know when they are going to get to it, and also once they do, I'm not sure how they can continue. It's based on a true story, but I'm not familiar with how it turns out. 

5. The Pursuit of Love - The first episode of this mini-series is really boring, but thankfully it picks up, and the next two are absolutely wonderful (it's only 3 episodes long). Obviously I am a bit biased by my love for Lily James (just pure sunshine, in my opinion), but I think this is a very lovely story of friendship that changes and grows as their lives continue in different directions. It reminded me a lot of my friendship with my college bff - she had that same personality as Linda; always the center of attention, unpredictable, incredibly impulsive (the exact opposite of me, really) and never, ever boring. But after about 10 years, I realized how incredibly toxic she was to my mental health because she was also very selfish and inconsiderate so I gave up on our friendship (I still miss her and love her dearly and I hope that she is well). Anyway, I recommend this if period dramas are your thing - especially for the costume design. And back to Lily for a sec - she's incredible in this, but I was a bit distracted by the fact that this is the project that she had that very publicized affair with Dominic West and now I definitely question her life choices. Nothing against West, but she is waaaaay too good for him (ok, I guess that is obnoxiously against West, but facts are facts). Wouldn't she be cute with someone like, say..., Taron Egerton? He's single and adorable and they have friends in common. He's RIGHT THERE GIRL. Also, WHY is she doing this Pam Anderson project?! Who let her do this? I don't care how good the makeup is - the project is fucked (let Pam Anderson tell her own story, when she wants to do it - that's the only way to make it good). 

Thoughts on Films

1. The Resort - I was in the mood for a fun, cheesy horror movie and this seemed like it had the same vibe as The Rental (which I liked), but, oh man, this movie is bad. I don't think I have anything nice to say about it at all. You would think that, at the very least, I could praise the scenery considering that it takes place in Hawaii (and was actually filmed there), but it barely scratches the surface of the beauty that exists there (still on my list! Volcano tour here I come!). The dialogue, combined with that Chris Hemsworth wannabe's acting is just truly horrendous. The plot is a very typical haunted building mystery tale, but it takes a full 45 minutes before anything remotely creepy happens (which is more than half of the total runtime). Instead we are given 45 minutes of banter, that is neither interesting nor is it funny, and an overly long scene of them swimming in a lake, which is an obvious excuse to have these four show some skin. I don't usually have problems with that, but these four people are not hot and it doesn't even make sense that the girls are conveniently wearing bikinis even though the lake was not a planned stop. Once the "haunted" part kicks in, I was already really bored and I was rooting for their deaths. It all felt very amateur. 

2. A Quiet Place Part II - I really liked the first one (I believe it was in my top 3 movies of 2018). I think horror is probably the genre that I am the most skeptical of - it has to be done really well for me to enjoy it. And horror sequels are generally terrible. I didn't really want a sequel to this - it seemed unnecessary and *spoiler* since Krasinski's character dies in the first one, I thought it would just make me sad to watch more of the story without him. BUT, I'm extremely happy to say that I loved this one almost just as much as the first one. The intensity of it is still there - and that's really why it was so successful for me. And it made me happy that they found a way to still include his character (via flashback). And Cillian Murphy is a great replacement - I definitely consider him underrated. He's always good but rarely talked about. The rest of the cast is, once again, wonderful. I actually didn't realize that Noah Jupe was in the first one (he was excellent in Honey Boy. What a talented kid!). Also, it's the PERFECT length - roughly an hour and forty minutes (just like the first one), every moment is necessary and nothing is wasted. It just grabs you right from the beginning, is incredibly tense with a pitch-perfect pace. Right now, it's my favorite movie of 2021 (even though it was technically premiered in the U.S in 2020, but then quickly delayed a wide release due to the pandemic. I think most are considering it 2021). 

3. Wrath of Man - Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham...I AM ALL IN. It's a very typical Ritchie production with very fast-moving dialogue (I wish I had the subtitles on because I KNOW that I missed some of the humor), and non-linear narrative. Overall, I liked it, but I wanted to love it. I think something about it just didn't feel fresh enough. It gets very repetitive and it's quite obvious (from the very beginning - it's even in the title) as to what this guy is doing. But it's also very satisfying watching everything unfold. I wish Josh Hartnett had more to do - he seems kind of wasted in this as a clueless sidekick character. Also, *spoilers* the end "heist" is incredibly stupid - as it's talked about as being a big score because they hit the armored car depot on Black Friday as if the money would be automatically there the day of (most stores don't balance out their deposits until that night and it doesn't get picked up until the next day - so if you want to hit the Black Friday jackpot then you would hit the trucks on Saturday...DUH. But also not many people use cash anymore, anyway. Just so dumb). I would recommend it to anyone who is a Guy Ritchie fan because it feels like he's back to doing what he does best (with this and The Gentleman, I have high hopes that he is ditching doing stuff like the live-action Aladdin - what the fuck was he thinking?).

4. Beckett - *slight spoilers* Really, really slow-moving and unfortunately, it's just not worth the effort it takes to watch it. But, John David Washington redeems himself (I like him, but he really lost me with his performance in Tenet, in which he seemed like he was about to fall asleep at any moment). He's really engaging in this - and probably the only reason that I didn't end up completely hating this movie. He also does a brilliant job at getting the audience to feel how defeated he is - he's in a car accident, is shot and stabbed, and still continues - but not in a typical action-hero kind of way. Instead, you are genuinely left wondering if he's just going to collapse at any moment. I think I was expecting some sort of twist or something, especially with Alicia Vikander's character (again, another OSCAR-WINNING actress taking a bit part in an action thriller. WTF), but it ends up being a fairly straight-forward story about a normal guy just being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It's not a bad movie - but I can't say that there is anything memorable about it. I think if they established the characters better in the beginning then I might have cared more about them, but it just starts off instantly slow and dull. 

5. The Last Letter from Your Lover - Not a terrible romance drama. It actually held my attention and has a satisfying conclusion. I also really like 3/4 of the cast - Shailene Woodley gets better and better with every role, Felicity Jones is always a delight, and Joe Alwyn has a really intriguing presence. Honestly, if Alwyn was in the "lover" role, the movie would have been even better. Callum Turner is the worst part of the movie - he has no screen presence, no charisma at all, which definitely hurts the *most* essential part of this story - the chemistry that is necessary for the audience to fall deep for this love story. The older version of this couple had more chemistry just in their 2 minutes of screen time together. The best part of this movie, though, is the costume design. Her outfits are TO DIE FOR (wouldn't it be wonderful to just lounge all day in a white bathing suit and big white sun hat?? But honestly, just the thought of it stresses me out - I would most definitely get something on the white bathing suit, or worry that it's see-thru, and with my luck it would be a windy day and that hat would just go flying right off my head. But in movie land, it just seems like such a relaxing, peaceful experience). The film is definitely not for everyone - it's a slightly better Nicholas Sparks type story about unrequited love, but there is something very charming and lovely about it. 

Thoughts on 5 Films

1. Jolt - It's not the worst movie of 2021, but it's certainly not good. There are certain parts that I can stick up for - the concept is actually pretty interesting and it's satisfying watching Kate Beckinsale beat the shit out of mean & rude assholes. And speaking of Beckinsale, I've been a fan since Pearl Harbor, and she does her very best to have some fun with the clunky dialogue. Plus, she's hot (it seems it's become sort of a faux pas to mention how hot actors/actresses are in movie/tv reviews, which I think if you're writing professionally, then, sure, I guess that's something that should be fazed out. But I don't write professionally (clearly), so you will never get me to stop talking about how hot Taron Egerton is, even if he isn't in the movie I'm writing about). There are also some funny/memorable moments - *slight spoiler ahead, but just so you understand what you're in for* she throws newborn babies at a cop to get away. I mean, like hurls them across the room. It would be totally offensive if it weren't so ridiculous and just fucking funny). Unfortunately, everything else about the movie is just really awful. I think it's supposed to take place in NYC (??) or maybe just an undetermined city (??), but definitely America - and it's very clearly not filmed in America and they do an absolutely abysmal job in hiding that fact (even the license plates aren't American). I also hate the narration in the beginning (show don't tell, and obviously that is a very famous person's voice who will likely appear in the movie at some point). Also, *spoiler* it's clear, and unfortunate, that Jai Courtney would have a bigger role - he's too big of a name to only be in it for a few minutes. And on a side-note, doesn't Beckinsale look like Ashley Benson in the poster or is that just me? 

2. Fear Street Part 3: 1666 - Well, this is definitely the worst of the three films. I have to say, though, overall I respect what the trilogy accomplishes. And it's something of a different strategy for streaming services to attempt - weekly feature films released more as an anthology (I think that if this is what Small Axe did, then I would have less of a problem with them being considered "films"). The movies, though, just fell flat to me. There is nothing new to add to the horror genre - instead they relied on old cliches and nostalgia to tell a rather dull ghost/witch story. They were smart in releasing the 94 one first, and working backwards because if they released this one first, I don't think I would have continued. I knew that the theme of the third film would be the one that I liked the least - it's basically a colonial witch hunt story (which reminds me of The VVitch, and no thank you) and, as many have noted, the Irish accents are hilariously bad (and unnecessary?). I do think that it's weird that they spent the last part of this one going back to the 94 one because it felt so jarring. I don't think it necessarily had to end so tightly - they could have left a lot of things open for interpretation. But I guess it would be even weirder to release a Part Two of Fear Street Part 1. 

3. The Forty-Year-Old Version - What a fitting movie to watch the week after I turned 40. I absolutely adored this movie. It feels refreshing, inspiring & genuine. Plus, it's really fucking funny. Just 12 minutes in and I laughed out loud four times ("this isn't Dangerous Minds" LOL). But, the laughs don't stop there - I think my favorite part is the multiple references to an "all female production of 12 Angry Men", but it's honestly too difficult to pick a favorite part. It's all just funny. There are also parts that really hit at your emotions too - her first rap performance is just devastating and I think really represents how hard it is to do something new. And I love the focus on the art, poetry, and talent that goes into rapping. I feel like that's been lost nowadays, but I'm also 40 so I'm very aware that there is a generational gap between what I'm used to and what rap has become. There is also a lot to say about depictions of blackness in the theater community (and is the same in films/tv) and how white people are continually utilizing performative gestures to combat racism instead of actually listening to what POC are telling us. It honestly must be infuriating, and I'm glad that Radha Blank doesn't sugarcoat it. The end dialogue with all the different meanings of FYOV ("Find Your Own Voice", "Fuck You Old Vultures", "Fund Your Own Vision, and finally "Forty-Year-Old Version") is so empowering and beautiful. My only two critiques are: that I hate that it's in black & white (I just feel like there is so much vibrancy to the story - I would have preferred if that translated to the visuals) and that it's too long (just like every single other movie made nowadays). But honestly, fuck my opinion, because Blank tells her story how she wants to and it is wonderful. 

4. Every Breath You Take - I already knew that this was going to be a trashy thriller just by the poster and title alone, but I do love me some Michelle Monaghan. I've been a huge fan of hers since Boston Public, and I'm so disappointed that she hasn't become a massive star. Instead, she's always relegated to the "wife" roles (although I think she does these roles well, and sometimes this role becomes the bigger role, like in The Path which deserved a lot more attention than it received). I would love to see her do something different, though, like take a big risk. Anyway, I also had some hope that this might be more than a "trashy thriller" simply because Casey Affleck is in it? You know, ACADEMY AWARD WINNER Casey Affleck. Does that not mean anything, anymore? Why is he acting in and producing Lifetime quality thrillers? Make it make sense. So, the movie is bad, obviously. The cast is great, but the plot is just really slow-moving and seemingly predictable. My mind started to wander about half-way through, in which I started wishing I had a lap pool (like the one featured in the movie). I would love to be able to go for a swim every day. And about how I could swear that Sam Caflin was older than me (he's only 35!). But then suddenly, the twist happens and it's kind of unexpected (*spoiler* I knew that his patient probably didn't commit suicide - because, um...who commits suicide by jumping off of a two-story house? Nobody, that's who.). I wasn't expecting the "other" twist, though, and it kind of makes the whole movie work. It's still a trashy thriller, but definitely a well-written one. 

5. The Suicide Squad - Just a whole lot of fun. This is what I want out of comic book movies, honestly. When I think back to when I first started to enjoy this genre, my mind automatically goes to Spider-Man, but in reality, my love of this genre goes back deep with Howard the Duck. I can't even tell you how many times I watched Howard the Duck as a kid - it was just on, endlessly. And I used to sing the song ALL the time. So much so, that one of my biggest memories of my mom is her banning Howard the Duck. She was just so fed up with it that I was suddenly not allowed to watch it anymore (and I don't think I've seen it since then?). It's odd that as a kid, I became so obsessed with certain movies that I would watch them on repeat (at that time, I also did this with Uncle Buck, Adventures in Babysitting and Flight of the Navigator, then later I did it again with Speed), but now I rarely re-watch movies. And back to my point, the only ones in this genre that I find rewatchable are the more fun ones - specifically Guardians of the Galaxy. I've tried watching others if they are on tv (there is always Marvel marathons on any given channel at any given time) and I always get bored and turn it off. That's not to say that I don't enjoy the more "serious" ones, like The Dark Knight trilogy etc. (also, I guess I should be more specific that I'm talking about superhero comics because I obviously re-watch the Kingsman movies endlessly). Anyway, back to this movie, it just revels in its ridiculousness and I enjoyed every second. It's obnoxious and crass at times and completely unapologetic in killing innocent people, but I'm not sure why people expected otherwise? They are all criminals - we aren't supposed to, like, idolize any of them (again, why people do this with Harley Quinn is fucking baffling to me). It's basically a combination Guardians (a bunch of unlikely heroes forming a bond and saving the world) mixed with The Boys (the unlikely heroes are all villains, plus the violence and unapologetic nature of it puts it in this category). Honestly, I expected the violence to be worse (I mean nothing in it comes close to the dolphin scene in The Boys). I also think that they did a much better job at creating the comradery in this (sequel? reboot? It's not important), instead of focusing on just two main characters - every single one of them (and there's a lot) are given memorable moments. I actually look forward to re-watching it (someday...). 

Thoughts on 5 Films

1. Fear Street Part 2: 1978 - Even though I didn't really like Part 1, I had high hopes for this. The trailer for it sure looked fantastic. The whole summer camp Friday the 13th vibe seemed more focused and contained than what became of the first part. Plus, I like that another Stranger Things cast member was part of the main cast (Sadie Sink - she just fits into the late 70s/early 80s aesthetic so well). Unfortunately, I found it quite dull. Not necessarily any better or worse than the first part. Half of it is focused on two girls who are both really, really terrible actresses and both have really awful haircuts that are not flattering for their face (and also, look like wigs?). The other half (featuring Sadie) is better, but also quite predictable. I just hate the whole supernatural aspect. Slasher horror is far more terrifying if it feels real so as soon as they are like "a witch made them like that", I'm out. It's just not scary. And somehow the needle drops are even more obvious in this one - "(Don't Fear) The Reaper", seriously? Come on. Do better. *spoiler ahead* I will say that the ending is fan-fucking-tastic, with the sisters being brutally stabbed - it was unexpected and really brilliantly gory. 

2. Gunpowder Milkshake - I liked this! I read a few reviews that cite the beginning as strong, but then it flattens out, but I felt the exact opposite. I was really skeptical in the beginning. It felt so forced, so unoriginal (basically combining John Wick and Kill Bill...Ugh...), and what a dumb fucking title. And I've loved Karen Gillan in most things, but when she's bad...she's really bad. And she's really bad in the beginning of this. The outfit in the beginning also does her no favors (why in the world is she dressed like Carmen Sandiego? The hat, the collar popped - she would stand out wherever she went and that is obviously not the intent). Then she has this whole fight scene in a bowling alley that is just so unbelievably unrealistic - she fights like 6 guys (who are bigger than her and are also trained assassins) at the same time. I screamed at the screen "use the fucking bowling balls" because that's the only believable way she would physically be able to overpower them. And THEN she does...and I think it's the moment the whole movie won me over (actually, that combined with when she breaks the mop in half and uses the stick as a weapon ala Buffy the Vampire Slayer). Also, what a dream cast of women - Angela Bassett, Lena Headey, Michelle Yeoh, and CARLA GUGINO (I love her so much). There are some really cool scenes - the scene where she can't use her arms, for instance. Just pure action, filmed in a really exciting way. The way the camera moves throughout the action sequences is so smooth, too. The world-building is done really well - they can easily make sequels, prequels, and spin-offs with ease (and I feel like they probably will?). Overall, I had a ton of fun and I think that's saying a lot considering how critical I was in the beginning. 

3. The Empty Man - *some spoilers ahead* Ooooh a supernatural horror movie that actually scared me a little bit! It's been so long (I think maybe since The Babadook?). Not like, nightmare inducing or anything, but it definitely got under my skin and when I went to bed I definitely scanned my room for any creepy shadows. There are three scenes that really stuck with me - first, the one in the sauna room (it's just a perfectly shot, classically styled horror scene), second, the one where he wakes up and sees the shadow moving (which is why I now scan the room for such things that don't exist, obviously) and third, the cult in the forest all running at the same time. All of it is just so fucking creepy. I like that it took more of a cult twist instead of just straight up supernatural. And I expected a twist - not the one that we are give, but I did think that certain people are "in on it" to make him feel mentally unstable. The film really boils down to the lesson of "don't cheat on your wife or bad things will happen". I also really like James Badge Dale and Marin Ireland a lot. People have slept on Dale, but he's a great actor (and he gets hotter as he gets older). I could already tell you before the movie started that this movie does not need to be over 2 hours in length and...I was absolutely right. However, it does move really quickly and remains interesting through the whole thing. 

4. Music - I debated whether or not I should actually watch this, but ultimately, as a film enthusiast, I try to watch as much as I can - good and bad. And sometimes it's worth watching how something should not be done, not only for learning purposes, but also to appreciate when things are done right. There was a lot of dialogue around this movie - and most of it was very negative. The two big takeaways seem to be that the autistic community felt someone with autism should have played the role, and that the film depicts disturbing and dangerous ways to "handle" someone with autism (i.e restraining them during episodes, etc.). But MY biggest concern was how Sia handled the criticism - she was so dismissive and disrespectful, that even without seeing the movie, I knew that their concerns were obviously valid. Nobody is perfect, and telling stories outside your own world view is always going to be challenging - but if you're not going to listen and engage with someone within that world view then you should not tell that particular story. I will never agree that an actor HAS to be a part of the community that they are portraying, but I do think every single case is different. Here is an example of what I mean: my boyfriend is half Cuban (his dad and paternal grandparents are political refugees from Cuba), but he is white passing. I asked him if they made a movie about him, would he care if the person playing him was Cuban and he said "no, not at all, for all intents and purposes, I'm a white guy from NJ". BUT a few weeks later, I told him how Javier Bardem was cast as Desi Arnaz and he was like "oh cool, I didn't know Bardem was Cuban", "he's not"...."Oh well that's some bullshit then". And he's right. It is bullshit, because Desi is one of the most famous Cuban-American actors - a Cuban icon, even. It's part of his identity, and therefore it's problematic to cast a non-Cuban actor. I know this isn't completely on-topic, but my point is that it can't just be a blanket casting decision - every single project is different. And if you are going to cast someone outside of the specific community, then you have to, at the very least, make sure that you are handling it with respect. It's clear that this film is not respectful in any way. I don't know much about Maddie Ziegler, but I don't blame her at all. She was a minor while filming this, and trusted the adults around her. Her performance is very exaggerated, and definitely doesn't feel authentic. The storyline is obviously another concern - her sister is basically "burdened" with having to take care of her. I'm pretty sure they hid the fact that Leslie Odom Jr. is part of the main cast because I don't remember him being a part of the discussion at all? I can't stand his voice, so obviously that was hard for me. And Kate Hudson's drunk acting is....something else. The only good thing about this movie is the completely odd musical interludes - they are perfectly Sia. Abstract, joyful, lively - I wish more of the film was like that. 

5. Blood Red Sky - There are some great ideas within this movie. The plot is basically an airplane heist movie combined with a vampire horror movie, which is just as awesome as it sounds. But even better than that, they actually do a great job with the telling both stories. They also do something interesting by making the main character, who is basically "patient zero", into the heroine of the story even though she is a terrifying, blood-thirsty vampire. Which brings me to another great aspect - the vampires are fucking scary in this (I saw some criticism that the movie confuses vampires with zombies, but...I don't agree with that assessment at all). There's also some really strong acting, some fun over-the-top villains, and they even stuck the ending! Overall, I can honestly say that I enjoyed this movie, but ONCE AGAIN...it is totally unnecessary to make this movie this long! Especially because it could have been a stellar movie if the editing was tighter. It just feels long - I paused it thinking there was about 15 minutes left but there was actually still 47 minutes left. I just don't understand why this keeps happening? And it feels like it keeps getting worse. 

Thoughts on 5 Films

1. No Sudden Move - I've always been up and down with Soderbergh, but I always go in with high expectations. And my expectations for this, in particular, were really, really high. I'm so here for Julia Fox (incredible debut performance in Uncut Gems) and Kieran Culkin, along with Soderbergh favorites, Don Cheadle and Benicio Del Toro. Plus, nobody does a heist movie like Soderbergh - they are usually just so effortless. But this felt like work. It drags, there's just no energy, and I lost track of who was screwing over who. I can blame most of this on the dialogue - it's just so dull (definitely no memorable moments like "Does he make you laugh?", "He doesn't make me cry.", which is still among my favorite movie dialogues of all-time). Also, Fox and Culkin are not in it very much, so obviously that's disappointing for me. I've seen a lot of people saying really positive things about this movie, but I just didn't connect to it at all. I did enjoy when a certain someone shows up (which, if you love movies and Soderbergh, you can totally guess who I'm referring to). Ultimately, I will forget it exists in a few months and it's definitely towards the bottom of my Soderbergh ranking (I don't actually have a ranking, but I would put it on the same level as Haywire). 

2. Fear Street Part 1: 1994 - I've never read the books, and I've never really been an R.L. Stine fan. The Goosebumps series was super popular when I was a kid, but I remember reading one of them, and I thought it was dull (but I don't remember which one it was). I was also more into things like Tales From the Crypt because I thought it was cooler (more adult-like). Anyway, I'm not really a fan of this movie. I'm super confused at the target audience because it feels really immature (and exactly what I think of when I think of R.L. Stine books), but then there are these super gruesome kills and it's rated R. It starts off great, with a very cool homage to Scream - Maya Hawke is perfectly cast in this role, too. I was so excited to see her, but then I realized quickly she was the Drew Barrymore of the film. Still, excellent, though. But then, the whole thing takes a huge nosedive. It's boring, the main girl can not act (and what is up with her voice? She sounds like she is trying to sound younger than she is?), the whole supernatural stuff is so dumb, and there's just nothing fun about it. The only sort of good thing is the much talked about needle drops of the most perfectly picked 90s songs (NIN's "Closer, "Sweet Jane" by The Cowboy Junkies - just absolutely perfect songs). I also think that the trailer for Part 2 looked excellent (my thoughts will be in the next post, but I was wrong...). 

3. Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar - I was tricked into having high expectations for this - so many people I trust with movies just gushed about this. It's...cute? Certainly not anything to rave about. It reminded me of an extremely long SNL sketch (and that is definitely an insult nowadays. But, again, that's something I consistently get tricked into watching snippets of, because on Sunday morning so many people will talk about a particular sketch and say "I know SNL isn't funny anymore, but this is" and guess what? It's never funny. Like that Titanic iceberg sketch?! Eeeek...that's supposed to be funny? And that guy is nominated for an Emmy? What is happening?!). There are definitely parts of this that I adore - Jamie Dornan, in particular. I absolutely love when an actor does something unexpected - and this is something I never expected him to, not only participate in, but he just devours every scene he's in. It's wonderful. His song is really catchy too (I've had it stuck in my head for days - *sings dramatically* "am I in Heaven or am I in Hell"). And he's so fucking hot, and this somehow makes him even hotter. I'm also a big fan of Kristen Wiig, but again, in this, it feels like she's doing one of her SNL characters instead of acting. It's also just...dumb that these women are supposed to be in their 40s? They act and dress older than my mom (who is late 50s), so the whole vibe of it just doesn't make any sense. Also, don't get me started on Florida - I'm convinced it is the worst place on Earth. There are parts that made me laugh - like the shark poster with all the blood and the rave version of "My Heart Will Go On" (I actually remember that being played in clubs in like 1999/2000 LOL). Anyway, like I said, it's cute but it is waaaaaay over-hyped. It's not something I would ever watch again. 

4. Shiva Baby - I don't say this a lot, but the score totally makes this movie. The screechy violin noise makes if feel like a really intense horror movie. You can just feel her anxiety that builds within this claustrophobic story. And for such an uninteresting plot, it's just a really well made film with excellent acting performances. It's unnerving, uncomfortable, and also really amusing. I'm impressed that this is a directorial debut from someone who is only 25 years old because it feels so self-assured and confident in its choices. Rachel Sennott is great, but she reminds me of someone in real life who I hate (I only hate like 3 people, so you know she must be awful). Although, I don't think you're necessarily supposed to like her character, so the whole thing sort of works for me. The woman who plays her mom is so absolutely perfect (I'm sorry but I'm too lazy to look up her name). I was super surprised when Dianna Agron shows up - I was very harsh on her during her Glee days, but now I have such a soft-spot for all the Glee kids. She's really good in this, but it's really disturbing when the one girl describes her as having "the essence I want in 15 years", which made me realize that Dianna is now 35 years old. Time is such a fucked up thing, ya know? 

5. False Positive - Could be the worst movie I've seen in the last decade? The last 15 minutes are so outrageously bad and in such poor taste that it physically makes me sick to think about. I watched this for Justin Theroux and Gretchen Mol (love them!), but I am honestly horrified by how bad this is. Where should I start? *spoilers* I guess, first, I've had many, many people tell me to watch Broad City (it's towards the top of My List!), but Llana Glazer is so terrible in this that it's really not selling me on watching anything else that she's involved in (even worse, she is a co-writer of this atrocity). Second, absolutely nothing happens for the first 40 minutes - and then suddenly - she's suspicious of her doctor and her husband? Why? And then - all of the sudden - she imagines they are making out? HUH? Third, why is it called False Positive when she is really pregnant? I thought that maybe that was the twist? But instead the twist is very obvious and not as outrageous as I was expecting. Fourth, why is the Head Nurse also the Receptionist? And how did Mol say the line "I trained myself to not have a gag reflex" without laughing? Finally, as I said, the ending is just atrocious and features one of the worst images I've ever seen. And anyone who has suffered a miscarriage/stillbirth/neonatal death, etc. should NOT watch this movie. I'm just so offended and I don't get offended very easily (I mean, maybe I do with certain things, but I try not to let it cloud my judgement of things, but this is offensive on every level). 

Emmy Nominations: The Good, The Bad, and The Snubbed

The Good

- Some great nominations in the Drama category (which I usually agree with the Emmys on, it's the Comedy category that's always a mess). The Crown, Lovecraft Country, The Boys - all wonderful

- I am happily surprised for Jurnee Smollett - I thought she would be ignored, but she's mesmerizing in Lovecraft Country 

- I've just reluctantly started Ted Lasso due to everyone banging on about it. I'm only two episodes in, and...I am LOVING it. And, I've never been a fan of Jason Sudeikis (like ever, he's so boring), but he's won me over. He found something that fits him perfectly - and that's coming from someone who has consistently criticized him for the last decade. 

- Allison Janney vs Jean Smart??? I refuse to choose! But I would go with Janney, only because it's the final season of Mom and she's been consistently hilarious and heartbreaking in equal measure for that entire series 

- The supporting performances for Mare of Easttown are among my favorites of the year - Evan Peters, Julianne Nicholson, and Jean Smart are all just perfect

The Bad

- Emily in Paris? For real? A consistently critically panned show? The Golden Globes noms are one thing, but this is...bizarre

- I like The Mandalorian but 24 nominations seem very generous. Especially the acting nominations.

- I know I am completely alone, but Emma Corrin's Princess Diana is one of the worst portrayals of the icon that I've ever seen. I hate it so much, and I can't believe how much everyone else praises it. Just truly baffling 

- I usually LOVE Uzo Aduba, but I'm about 7 episodes into the new In Treatment and I'm not loving it and I think it's mostly because I don't love her performance and the series hinges on it. There's something really disingenuous and false about it, but I can't quite put my finger on why yet. 

- Hamilton is NOT a "Limited Series", nor is it a "Movie" - so all of those nominations can FUCK OFF

- The continued love for SNL is wild

The Snubbed

- First and foremost, everyone is sleeping on the best series right now, For All Mankind - a true masterpiece of a show, with some terrific acting performances 

- While I'm shocked that Ewan snuck in a nomination for his mediocre performance in Halston, the actual performance that is award-worthy on that series is Krysta Rodriguez - her Liza is stunning and unforgettable 

- I'm surprised by the lack of love for Small Axe, even though the episode I adored the most has been widely ignored anyway (Lovers Rock)

- Nicole Kidman for The Undoing - I assumed she would be Anya's biggest competition until I saw everyone's adoration for Kate Winslet as Mare (I think Winslet might win, too, which sucks because Anya's performance was way more consistent)

- Nothing for Lupin? Is it not eligible? I'm too lazy to look into it, but I'm guessing it's because it's considered "foreign"? 

- I would have loved to see more attention given to the last season of Shameless - other than William H Macy, the show was consistently ignored. And there was some serious talent there. 

- WAIT...If Sylvie's Love and Uncle Frank are considered TV Movies, then where the fuck are the acting nominations? Paul Bettany should be up against himself. Also, I'm so confused as to what constitutes a TV Movie? 

Thoughts on 5 Films

1. Unhinged - This is a solid little thriller. It's completely ridiculous and unrealistic, but it's tense, fast-paced and the acting is good enough that you don't really notice how dumb it is. I've never really been a big fan of Russell Crowe - he's ok, but I've never really been "wowed" by a performance. I did really like that recent miniseries The Loudest Voice, though. He's great in this - completely believable psychopath. The film is basically about road rage, although it is actually about rage in general - and specifically male rage, but there is also an odd lesson about having patience and sympathy for assholes because they might just be having a bad day (or they might be psychopathic murderers!). Road rage is a HUGE problem where I live (New Jersey). I actually think it might be the capital of road rage (NY is not nearly as bad, and Cali's traffic is worse but they are mostly nice about it). I've learned to just let it go - if someone cuts me off, runs a stop sign, or beeps at me for no reason, I just smile and wave my hand and say "oops my bad" (a la Cher from Clueless) and honestly it's so much more satisfying than getting angry because most of the time people with road rage are LOOKING for confrontation so if you're nice they get super confused and drive away. I do have to address the stupidity of the plot, though. First, the casual "I don't have a passcode for my phone" dialogue is the most obvious foreshadowing I've seen in a while. Second, she is an adult woman, so, surely, this is not the first time she's been harassed/followed by a man while driving? There's like a checklist in my head of all the things to do but I've found the best thing that works is googling the closest police or fire station and driving there. Men are so focused on their anger that they don't even realize where you've driven them to (seriously, I had a guy literally follow me into the police parking lot before realizing where he was and peeling out so fast he left tire marks - they got his license plate on their cameras though. What a fucking idiot). Also, it's still really weird that certain states, like PA (where this film takes place), don't require front license plates. I should be able to easily get a plate number from someone who is following me, but that's impossible to do in some states and that is bullshit. Third, there is NO WAY this woman would put her child in danger. Anyway, I could go on, but like I said, it's still a highly entertaining movie. And there's an absolutely epic car crash scene towards the end. Oh and a fantastic one-liner, "here's your fucking courtesy tap". Just THE BEST. 

2. Minari - I liked this movie, as I expected I would. I think it opens up a lot of dialogue around what should be considered an "American" film - because this is about as American as a film can get but because the dialogue is largely non-English, it is seen as "foreign". It's definitely part of the institutionalized racism in the film industry - I don't see how anyone can argue that. So, technically this film should be categorized as "foreign language" per awards categories, but...instead of being angry at the category itself people got mad that it's in the category. The real problem is that so many "American" films should be told in non-English for authenticity purposes, but most don't have the balls to do it (the most recent example I can cite is In the Heights - should have featured far more Spanish dialogue especially in the songs, but that would have required subtitles and that's a big No from studios). But if more films were made this way - people would be forced to just get used to it. Anyway, that's my piece on the subject. Steven Yeun is fantastic, as is the rest of the cast. I know a lot of people loved him on The Walking Dead (he was a favorite among moms, I think. Definitely my mom's favorite), but I never really paid much attention to him. I hope this film serves as a really big stepping stone for him (you would think being nominated for an Oscar would be enough but sometimes it's not). The biggest success of the movie, though, is the authenticity of it - not only the Korean dialogue, but just the relationship within this marriage felt really genuine. The family dynamic is bursting with tension and I don't see that explored a lot in such a realistic way. *slight spoilers ahead* I was not expecting the heartbreak. I guess I though it would end on a happier note, or even more open-ended, but instead it absolutely destroyed me. 

3. Luca - Not sure I get the hype for this. It's good; not great. I'm extremely bothered by the clearly gay metaphors and innuendos within the story, but...it's not gay. It's a story about "coming out", but they can just claim it's not ("it can be a metaphor for anything" seems to be Pixar's stance). It's the epitome of Queer-baiting or Queer-coding (I don't know what it's called nowadays), but I understand why the Queer community is celebrating it (it's still a win, I guess...). However, I just found it a bit dull. And to add to my previous point in Minari - it also bothers me when films take place in other countries but they speak English dominantly. So within the first few minutes of the movie, I was like "why aren't they speaking Italian instead of doing this weird cringey English with an Italian accent dialogue???" I also think The Little Mermaid comparison is hard to ignore - when he starts collecting all the human stuff I couldn't help but sing "you want thingamabobs? I've got twenty". It just becomes such a distraction. And it's not really funny, either. Aside from the cat being suspicious of them (cats are always the best parts of movies). I don't know, it's just there. Absolutely nothing memorable about it, for me. 

4. The Ice Road - I absolutely love that Liam Neeson has found his niche of "grizzly action star". The problem with that, though, is that I feel like I've seen this movie before - all of his movies are starting to blend together (aside from The Grey, which is wonderful). I was honestly surprised to see this listed as a "new release". I think I was overly excited when I saw the girl from Legion is in it because I really liked her in that, but she is sadly terrible here. And (spoiler) it's really obvious that Lawrence Fishbourne is going to die really quickly, so that Neeson can be the one to "take charge" of the mission. And the mission is basically...impossible. They have to drive 3 big-rigs over a literal ice road in order to rescue a bunch of trapped miners. Like, obviously this is a thing - I think there was even a series about it called Ice Road Truckers (?), but in this movie so many things go wrong that it just becomes so unbelievable. It's not a terrible movie, but it's also something you can zone out for 20 minute intervals and still know exactly what's going on. Just seems like a waste of everyone's talent. 

5. The Tomorrow War - Ahhhh the July 4th big summer blockbuster apocalypse movie, I've missed you. Except...wait...this wasn't even released in theaters so I think that whole idea is dead, I guess. It can't really be considered a "blockbuster", right? I probably would not have seen this in a theater, but I do think a lot of people would have, so I'm not sure why the decision was made to release it as a streamer. I also think Chris Pratt gets so much unnecessary hate for being a republican, but...he's rich, white, straight and Christian...so of course he's republican. And if you think other actors in his position aren't republicans, then you are delusional. Also, I don't necessarily agree with his politics (obviously), but I think there are other actors that seem to get a pass - like Tom Cruise, for example. Scientology is a fucking cult and yet, he's able to make big blockbuster films with fairly little backlash. I just find it weird who gets picked on - there's no consistency to it so, to me, it feels like bullying. And it's not that I don't think people shouldn't be criticized, I'm not, like, making an excuse for him, but there's a way to do it that isn't so hateful. Hate hasn't worked for us yet, so why do we keep continuing to do it? Anyway...he's great in big blockbuster movies (as seen in the Guardians movies and Jurassic World), which is so unexpected from where he started (I never watched Everwood, but I will absolutely always remember him as Che from The O.C.). This is definitely a "turn your brain off and enjoy" kind of movie, and it is very successful in that, but the second you actually start to think about the plot it just absolutely falls apart. There's some cool action sequences, some creative "time travel" images, really cool alien designs, and a buff J.K. Simmons - what more can you really ask for??? My only real criticism is that Betty Gilpin is severely under-utilized. 

Thoughts on 5 New TV Shows

1. Loki - So, um, I think maybe I just don't like Marvel anymore? I really only like Iron Man, the Guardians of the Galaxy movies, and two of the Avengers movies (the first one and...I think the 3rd one? They all blend together at this point but I did hate one of them). I liked WandaVision at first, but it got really boring and predictable after the 4th episode. And The Falcon and The Winter Soldier is so, so, so boring. I didn't have high expectations for this because I never liked Loki - I always found him grating, and I'm sorry but Tom Hiddleston is so full of himself (I will never forget his speech when he won that Golden Globe for The Night Manager - such a fucking narcissist). I don't necessarily hate this series, though. This show is kind of interesting, I guess. It's well-made and moves really quickly but there is still something about it that's just "meh" to me. I also hate the whole romance with another version of himself because that's just fucking weird. I do like Owen Wilson with the grey hair. And Gugu Mbatha-Raw is a favorite of mine. 

2. Solos - I actually saw some good reviews for this anthology series, so I was excited, but sadly, I could barely make it through the first two episodes. It's like a really bad Black Mirror knock-off. And, it's surprisingly, so far, full of some terrible acting. The first episode features Anne Hathaway arguing with a past and present version of herself and it is spectacularly bad (and the line of sight is way off - how did no-one in the crew say something?). Also, she disses 13 Going on 30 and that's just not going to win anyone over (I get that it might not be for everyone, but as romantic comedies go - it's one of the sweetest to exist). The second episode is Anthony Mackie talking to a cloned version of himself and it's not as bad as the first episode, but it's sooooo incredibly boring that I stopped paying attention after about 10 minutes. I appreciate that creators still found ways to make films/television during a pandemic (art & entertainment is so important for mental health for a lot of people), but this feels like it was thrown together with no real thought or heart behind it. 

3. Physical - I like this show, but it's definitely not what I was expecting. It's much darker and meaner than I thought, as it's advertised as a comedy. And I wouldn't even consider it a "dark comedy" either. Instead, it's just really sad and heartbreaking to watch this woman navigate her life, dealing with depression, body dysmorphia, an eating-disorder, and self-loathing all by herself in the early 80s - back when it wasn't as openly discussed as it is now. Rose Byrne is an incredible actress. She can convey so much even with her outwardly loveliness, you can see the pain in her eyes. I think a lot of women can relate to her internal thoughts (the pressure that we place on ourselves, the jealousy of others etc.). I also like the idea of finding something that distracts you from the world - in this case it's aerobics. I think I'm on the 4th episode and I am fully invested. But I'm also mad because mother fucking Apple TV+ is KILLING me with their quality. They have two of my favorite current shows - For All Mankind and Dickinson, plus hopefully later this year or early next they will release the film Tetris and the series In With the Devil (both starring The Love of My Life). Looks like I'm in for the long haul. Grrrrr.... 

4. Lisey's Story - This is also on Apple TV+, but I can easily give it up. I really liked the first episode, but each episode is getting more and more confusing. It's very much on par with the other more recent King tv adaptions (Castle Rock and The Outsider - although I really liked The Outsider) in that it is very beautiful and spooky, but doesn't make a bit of sense. There are reasons to keep watching it, though. Like the spectacular performance from Julianne Moore - she's always so good. Might be my in my Top 5 favorite actresses, if I really thought about it. There are also some stunning shots - like the scene with the sink that turns into her looking in the mirror - just so good. Some of it is overdone - the shots in the water, in particular. There are just so many of these shots and they are all so beautiful, but it also loses something when it's repeated so much. It also irks me that they pronounce her name "Lee-see"; from the title I would pronounce that like "Lizzy" and assumed it was short for Elisabeth. But her name is "Lisa" according to her name tag (which is also short for Elisabeth), so why do they pronounce it weird? and why isn't it called "Lisa's Story"? I know, I know - I'm always one to ask the important questions, aren't I? 

5. Kevin Can F**K Himself - The concept for this show is really brilliant, but I'm not sure it executes it well. I've only seen the first episode so far, but it already seems like it's run out of steam and I'm not sure it's going to follow through with how dark it pretends to be (most of the dark stuff, so far, is in dream sequences). I love Annie Murphy so much, though. She was brilliant in Schitt's Creek, and I don't think she got enough credit for creating a character who is so vapid and self-obsessed but yet so freakin' loveable and sweet (she did get an Emmy for it, so I guess she did get the credit she deserves, but I just don't think she got the attention that lesser actresses receive, if that makes sense). She does a wonderful job here - even with the overdone Boston accent (which I think is done on purpose to fit with the grating sitcom feel). I'm pretty sure that's the set from Everybody Loves Raymond, which is kind of hilarious because that show is so bad but I've watched so many episodes because my mom loves it (and if I had to choose between that or The Big Bang Theory, I definitely choose Ray). They way they switch between the two worlds is done really well, too, it just becomes really repetitive within the first episode, so I'm not sure if they are going to be able to overcome that. But I'm intrigued! 

Best Films of 2020 ***Updated***

Here it is- my updated "Best Films of 2020": 

1. Promising Young Woman

2. The Devil All the Time

3. Pieces of a Woman

4. Possessor 

5. Sound of Metal 

6. Wander Darkly

7. Miss Juneteenth

8. Black Bear

9. Minari

10. Another Round

This is another year in which the list changed drastically from the original list that I posted in January. What a surprisingly great year for movies!! And there are a few that I wasn't able to get to that *still* might change the list (The Father and Shiva Baby are the ones I suspect might change things...).