2. Juror #2 - I think Clint Eastwood is a solid director, and I typically enjoy his films - but he's also made some very, very, very bad movies (most recently The 15:17 to Paris). I do like the immediate twist of this - I was not expecting the reveal; and I definitely wasn't expecting something like this to be revealed so quickly in the story. But unfortunately, after the reveal, the film just becomes a dull 12 Angry Men remake. I like the cast - I'm now a fan of Nicholas Hoult, but that wasn't always the case. He's officially won me over, though. Plus, Zoey Duetch is another great nepo baby. And Toni Collette, Kiefer, Chris Messina - all solid. It's just kind of unrealistic that the idea that she was hit by a car wasn't immediately assumed (she was killed by a blunt object on the side of the road during a rainy night), when it's the most obvious answer. And then when it's suggested - everyone is like "oh yeah, that's a good point, why didn't anyone look into that?" LOL. It's just stupid. On a side note, I will never get picked for a jury. I've gotten jury duty a few times (during Covid was the best - it was all online and I could just stay home and read a book while they did their role call and questions), but I'll never be picked because I have an immediate family member in prison. I remember the first time I had jury duty, I was like 24ish, and one of the last ones left to be questioned. I think both lawyers thought I was a slam dunk pick. But then I got asked to come up to the judge for more questions and one of the lawyers asked The Question and they were stunned when I said "yes". She repeated it "You have an immediate family that was convicted of a crime", "yes, my father", "is he in jail?", "yes, federal prison", "for what?", "ummm...something to do with smuggling weapons across the border, but he's also part of a drug cartel, and he's probably killed people" and then the guy on trial said "DAMN, little white girl has seen some shit!" And then the judge shouted "ORDER" (*just* like they do in the movies! HAHA!) and I was dismissed. Anyway, that's my jury duty story. Probably more interesting than this movie!
3. Lee - A fairly average and unmemorable biopic that feels like Oscar bait that just didn't take. I know Winslet put a lot of effort into getting this film made, and she really wanted to bring Lee's story to life, but I don't feel like this story is told well at all. And Winslet is SO BAD at accents sometimes, it's wild to see the praise she receives. It's not really that it's bad, it's just that she's so inconsistent with it. It will sound great in one sentence and then the next she sounds like a cartoon character. Plus, Lee Miller is from Poughkeepsie NY (which is very close to where I grew up) not NYC, yet Winslet puts on this rough-around-the-edges gravelly NYC accent that just sounds ridiculous coming out of her mouth. This is making it sound like I don't like Winslet, but that's not true. Titanic is one of my favorite movies of ALL TIME, and I've loved Winslet since Heavenly Creatures. But I feel like she's one of those actresses that gets over-praised for every role. It's okay to admit that she's bad sometimes. She's not exactly bad in this, but it feels like she's trying too hard. She does have some excellent moments, but the scene steeler is definitely Marion Cotillard - although it feels like she originally maybe had a bigger role that was cut down? Andrea Riseborough also gives a terrific performance - fully encompassing her character (she's definitely a chameleon actress, sometimes I don't even recognize that it's her). The worst casting decision, is very obvious. Andy Samberg in a serious role??? NO THANK YOU. Anyway, it follows all the biopic beats that you expect it to. The biggest mistake (aside from casting Samberg) is the interviewer scenes, especially finding out that it's her son doing the interviewing. It breaks up the story too much, disturbs the flow, and becomes frustrating.
4. Dear Santa - The bottom of the barrel of 2024 movies. I didn't think it would be worse than Red One, but it's somehow SO MUCH worse. I can usually laugh along with the dumb humor of the Farrelly brothers and Jack Black, but this is hard to watch. I don't think I laughed once. And, I'm sorry, *spoiler*, but the whole dead brother thing is awful?! And the ending with him ALIVE? What an awful message for children! It's so fucking weird and I can't imagine that any parents (especially parents who have lost children) will enjoy this nor will they want their children to watch this and think that they can just *wish* for people to be alive again. The acting is atrocious. This is going to sound mean, but there's a reason that Hayes MacArthur has never hit it big - he's an awful actor (and I met him several times - he was really good friends with one of the producers of the film company I worked for a long time ago. It was him, Erik Palladino, and the guy that plays Fun Bobby on Friends. The four of them were trying to develop a tv series that was kind of like Extras but with actors stuck in a rut. I was a PA on it, but it never got picked up. The thing is, all of them were SO nice, except Hayes. He always acted like he was too important to even say hi to me. So I'm happy that he's in garbage like this.). Black really goes all out, and I can appreciate his commitment, but it's all so cringe for the most part. But, it's really the kids who make the whole movie practically unwatchable. I kept waiting for the story to jump forward in time so that we didn't have to watch these kids anymore but it doesn't - they are, unfortunately, in the whole thing. Ben Stiller has a memorable uncredited cameo, but otherwise this movie is atrocious. I think it says a lot that the scenes with Post Malone are the best of the whole movie.
5. The Substance - I loved so much about this before even watching it - knowing that it was a body horror film (Cronenberg-esque), but from a female perspective starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley! I'M IN. I've always loved Demi Moore. I think anyone my age did (and does). She not only made us fall in love with her in Ghost (a film I still quote all the time - I say "Molly, you in danger, girl" regularly.), she was also a such a bad-ass in G.I. Jane. It's crazy that in this, she's 62 playing a 50 year old - and she could easily pass for 45, and somehow that's still a bad thing in Hollywood. Qualley is one of the best nepo babies to ever nepo baby. She's fantastic in this. Both of them are Oscar-worthy for this and they both should be in the Lead Actress category. But Qualley is competing in Supporting, which is definitely category fraud in my opinion (a lot of the Supporting Actresses are really Lead performances this year - Zoe Saldana?? Lead. Ariana Grande?? I haven't even seen Wicked, but I can already tell you it's a Lead performance). It's also crazy that Qualley is in my favorite film of this year (this) and in one of my least favorite films (Drive-Away Dolls - My God, what a terrible movie). Anyway, this movie had me hooked right from the opening sequence - I love that it's clearly set in the 80s, without specifically saying so, because the theme is timeless. It's obviously a reference to a Jane Fonda jazzercize personality, but it could also apply to other tv personalities like Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune (one of the few women who have been allowed to age gracefully on our television and I think it's only because the audience would RIOT if they ever tried to get rid of her. She gets to go on her own terms and that's so rare and AWESOME). The timing for this story is perfectly relevant with the popularity of Ozempic (and all the other weight loss drugs that popped up recently), because it's proof that women will literally put any shit in their body if it will make them thin (or young, etc.), even if it will cause horrendous effects in the future. I could go on a whole rant about this because my best friend is taking this shit because she started gaining weight a few years ago (a very normal thing for a woman to go through at 40 years old) and instead of focusing on being healthy, her doctor prescribed her this GARBAGE. She lost a TON of weight - so much so that she looks sick and she's having all these other negative health effects (like losing her hair). My husband saw her for the first time a few weeks ago and was horrified. He didn't even recognize her at first and then told me that she looks like a "Cancer patient". BUT SHE'S SKINNY, so I guess it's all good?! I want to personally sue her doctor - it makes me furious. ANYWAY, I'm not going to go into the whole rant, but I just will never understand how anyone would sacrifice their health over their looks, when a lot of times they are one in the same. Like, eating healthy and exercising will make you look skinnier and younger too? And you'll be healthy? What's the disconnect? I'm interested to see if she's watched this yet, and what her thoughts are, but I also don't feel like fighting with her about it again. I love the way this story is told though - because it's so in your face, and it shows the stress and pressure that women are under, especially women who are in the public eye. I'm guilty of commenting on how someone is aging - I think it's just part of our culture, and unfortunately if you choose a career like this in the public eye (and get paid a shitload of money), then this is just part of the job. I'm not saying it's right, or justified, but it's just the way it is. I also think that Instagram culture is really effecting women in really negative ways. I've seen so many women critics discuss the bathroom scene that became a memorable meme of Demi wiping off her red lipstick and saying how they could relate so hard to it. And I think a lot of that unhappiness with ourselves comes from social media. I don't really pay attention to makeup that much - It takes me 20 minutes total to get ready for pretty much any occasion. But I have definitely changed my outfit multiple times because it suddenly does not look good. I know it's all in my head, but it can't be helped! But the biggest success is some of the STUNNING shots - most of which take place in the stark white bathroom. I just love everything about - love the concept, love the acting, love the execution. I really wish that I hadn't seen pictures of the "monster" at the end because it would have been even more shocking. I will admit that it's too long - 2 hours and 20 minutes is unnecessary. I could have cut 30 minutes of it without effecting anything important.